Idle Hands

My AWDT Birthday Challenge Fic.
Written for Cadillacaro, who requested:

+Any slashy pairing from: Harry Potter, Stargate Atlantis, Good Omens, The Hitchhiker's Guide.
+Crack fic is always good. Stupid sex (aka: people who have no clue as to what they're doing)
+Prompts: Either "I want to be a pirate" or "Would you like a mango?" (good crack material!)

We have John/ Carson from SGA, pre-established relationship, rated PG. Sex is coming in a second ficlet, I'm sorry I couldn't get that part done in time! I hope you like it...

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( Idle Hands )